It's everybody's favorite giant fake raccoon friend! Well, some people's favorite, at least, in the antique store across from the sort-of-secret (not to mention roomy and pleasant) Westlake Uptown. I couldn't resist taking some pics when I was down there yesterday, and the girl behind the counter was all like, "Uh... huh?" until I explained, "My friend is in love with your giant fake raccoon." To which she was like, "Wha...?" and then I was like, "She named her Danielle Coonie." To which she was like, laughing, "Okay...!" (Sorry, Jill, that may have tipped them off to your rescue plans.)
The bridle is clearly the best part. Heigh-ho, Danielle! Hah!
That, and the infamous rump sign (which Jill wants to change to "PLAY!" after rescuing her):